❤️🕷🕷Web of Fame🕷🕷❤️
—ALL SOLD FROM HERE ON—
Custom orders are available! Please feel free to message me with any questions.
Admittedly, I am deathly afraid of spiders, always have been. I do, however, respect them highly. Making these and giving each a style and personality of their own has definitely helped dull my fright a bit…..just a bit. These beaded and crystal Spiders are handmade and original. The legs bend slightly to adjust for standing but they are delicate. You can also hang them from the loop on their back.
These Shorties are surely a Funky Bunch.
Fiona
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Meet Fiona. She’s an Extra at the Salem Witch Museum. She enjoys her mates to be lean, and her tights to be ripped. On her down time, she loves reading Shakespeare into a full length mirror. She’s an Aries, and her measurements are 2.25”x2.5”, (total length with chain is 10”). Handmade with wire, clay, metal, and glass beads. Chain is detachable.
$25
Twinkle
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Meet Twinkle. She’s a Free Spirit who enjoys tap dancing on piano keys, spinning on strobe lights, adding edible glitter to her vodka drinks, and a good swoop bang. She’s an Aries, and her measurements are 2.25”x2.5”, (total length with chain is 10”). Handmade with wire, metal, and glass beads. Chain is detachable.
$25
Marcus
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Meet Marcus. He’s a sneaker salesman. He enjoys his laces tight, a good squeak on a tile floor, weaving swear words into webs, and jumping over dollhouses in a single bound. He’s an Aries, and his measurements are 2.25”x2.5”, (total length with chain is 10”). Handmade with wire, clay, metal, and glass beads. Chain is detachable.
$25
Gemma
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Meet Gemma. She sells Seashell jewelry down by the Seaside. She enjoys vegetarian Surf & Turf, shopping for sunglasses, and sipping spicy margaritas at a swim up bars. She’s an Aries, and her measurements are 2.25”x2.5”, (total length with chain is 10”). Handmade with wire, metal, and glass beads. Chain is detachable.
$25
Stevie
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Meet Stevie. She loves sandals and hates socks. She enjoys tightly stuffed grape leaves, red wine, blue skies, dark comedies, and fireworks for all occasions. She’s an Aries, and her measurements are 2.25”x2.5”, (total length with chain is 10”). Handmade with wire, metal, and glass beads. Chain is detachable.
$25
Stephie
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Meet Stephie. She enjoys staying in the shade, milk chocolate, dark alcohol, Seaside trolly rides, smart-ass sock puppets, and she can eat her weight in fudge. She’s an Aries, and her measurements are 2.25”x2.5”, (total length with chain is 10”). Handmade with wire, metal, and glass beads. Chain is detachable.
$25
Brianna
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Meet Brianna. She’s a Wedding Florist who enjoys a slow paced life. She loves porch swings, She Sheds, sewing webbed doilies, baking cookies for neighbors, and embroidering her own aprons. She’s an Aries, and her measurements are 2.25”x2.5”, (total length with chain is 10”). Handmade with wire, metal, and glass beads. Chain is detachable.
$25
Lucky
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Meet Lucky. He’s a Heavy Machine Operator. He enjoys long weekends, saucy ribs, and drinking six packs of energy drinks and doing reverse donuts in the forklift while blindfolded. He’s an Aries, and his measurements are 2.25”x2.5”, (total length with chain is 10”). Handmade with wire, Lava, metal, and glass beads. Chain is detachable.
$25
Angel
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Meet Angel. He’s a Play-Dough sculptor who enjoys watching black and white movies, reading wrongly written Haikus, and listening to Flute rock. He’s been known to have moments of brooding. He’s an Aries, and his measurements are 2.25”x2.5”, (total length with chain is 10”). Handmade with wire, clay, metal, and glass beads. Chain is detachable.
$25
Spot
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Meet Spot. He was raised by dogs after he was orphaned in a freak vacuuming accident. He enjoys bouncy balls, sticks, and old leather shoes. He’s been known to chase cars, lick faces, and he loves having his belly scratched. His body is a Lava bead and may be used as a diffuser for essential oils. He’s a Scorpio, and his measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$27
Suzy
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Meet Suzy. She’s a neat freak who always uses a coaster, definitely not a fan of the ‘tangled web’. She enjoys sniffing fruit at the local farmer’s market, and washing dishes by hand. She’s a Capricorn, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$27
Buttercup
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Meet Buttercup. She’s a sweetie. She was raised by butterflies after her family perished in a freak netting accident. She enjoys smelling the roses, sipping peach nectar, and flying in circles til she’s dizzy. She’s a Gemini, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$27
Introducing the Saddle Sisters! They’re Barrel Racers from Montana.
Wolfe
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Meet Wolfe. She and her sisters are Barrel Racers from Montana, she’s the tough one. She enjoys competitive Arm Wrestling, bottles of Bourbon, and howling at the moon while tap dancing on the skulls of her enemies. She’s a Pisces, and her measurements are 4”x5”x2”.
$30
Bluebird
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Meet Bluebird. She and her sisters are Barrel Racers from Montana, she’s the nature lover. She enjoys long naps in treetops, and bird watching by zip line. She’s happiest at twilight, with a freshly baked cherry pie. She’s a Pisces, and her measurements are 4”x5”x2”.
$30
Teagan
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Meet Teagan. She and her sisters are Barrel Racers from Montana, she’s the wild, artsy one. She enjoys painting portraits of nude cowboys, writing poetry about nude cowboys, and midnight mud wrestling with potentially nude cowboys. She’s a Pisces, and her measurements are 4”x5”x2”.
$30
Hazel
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Meet Hazel. She’s a bit psychic and always seems to win at poker. Her visions are vivid and her dreams are forth telling. She loves fresh bread, purple sunsets, and riding on windmills. She’s a Gemini, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$27
Amethyst Spiders!
Amara
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Meet Amara. She and her sisters own the “We Gotchu” Tandem Skydiving Co. She’s a fearless daredevil who enjoys long walks in large crevasses, spelunking down random chimneys, big lunches, and playing with her pet Tigers, Sonny & Cher. She’s an Aquarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”. Made with Amethyst beads.
$30
Amira
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Meet Amira. She and her sisters own the “We Gotchu” Tandem Skydiving Co. She’s got the poise of a Princess, and the appetite of a Giant. If you’re paired with her, you may get eaten. She enjoys large portions and deep dishes. She’s an Aquarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”. Made with Amethyst beads.
$30
Amina
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Meet Amina. She and her sisters own the “We Gotchu” Tandem Skydiving Co. She’s on the klutzy side, it’s been 0 days since her last accident. She loves to craft, make her own designer bandages, and she sometimes wears an eyepatch. She’s an Aquarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”. Made with Amethyst beads.
$30
Cy (with one eye)
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Meet Cy with one eye. He’s a Demolition Derby Driver from sunny Florida. He’s got a huge appetite for heavy food, and light destruction. On his down time, he enjoys spicy beef jerky, extra gravy on his turkey, and 4 wheeling over mashed potatoes. He’s a Taurus, and his measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Double D (Deloris Delvecchio)
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Meet Double D. She can be sweet and tart, just like cherry pie. She owns an indoor Rock Climbing club called “8 Legs Akimbo”. She enjoys crushing cans with her hands, catching flies with her mind, and she makes a nice cannoli. She’s an Aries, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”
$25
Valentina
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Meet Valentina. She’s originally from Florida. She performs at outdoor children’s parties, she wrestles stuffed animal alligators to the death (it’s ok, they’re not real). She enjoys cake with extra frosting, and making things out of tin foil. She’s made with Rose Quartz beads, so she’s extra fancy. She’s an Aquarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$28
Amethea
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Meet Amethea. She’s a party girl that loves to dance, she’ll go from high heels to flip flops in 60 seconds. She wears rings on her fingers, bells on her toes, and she’s always down for midnight mud wrestling. She’s got Amethyst, Lava, and Czech glass beads, and Swarovski crystals. She’s an Aquarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2″.
$30
Barry
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Meet Barry. He’s into improv comedy but prefers to be alone. He loves old detective shows and new Netflix documentaries. He enjoys indirect sunlight, and he’s got a thing for eyeballs. He’s a Capricorn, and his measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Etna
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Meet Etna. She’s a Metalsmith who is tough as nails and sharp as a tack. She handles her tiny anvil and hammer with ease, and she’s only a little scary. On her down time she enjoys arm wrestling strangers and winning. She’s made with a large Lava bead, so you may sprinkle essential oils on her butt. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Athena
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Meet Athena. She’s a tough cookie. She’s the Goddess in Training instructor at her neighborhood women’s shelter. She enjoys spinning and weaving, the company of Owls, and turning people into spiders. She’s a Scorpio and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Natasha
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Meet Natasha. She’s a plant spider at heart, spending her days among the lush leaves and fresh prey. She enjoys afternoon tea, and a competitive game of Croquet while wearing oversized sunglasses and big floppy hats. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Timmy
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Meet Timmy. He’s from the North Pole. He’s the drummer, in an otherwise all Elf Rock band, named The Jolly Rebels. He enjoys chilled rum, thumb wrestling, and writing dirty limericks on bathroom walls. He’s a Sagittarius and his measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Katya
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Meet Katya. She’s an Elementary School music teacher who was a back up singer for Bette Midler back in the 70’s. She’s got the voice of a dove and the vocabulary of a truck driver. She loves the Winter holidays, clog dancing, and a nice Jazz brunch. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Evangeline
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Meet Evangeline. She’s that friend that loves attending weddings. She enjoys a short Conga line, a long buffet table, and a level headed friend to talk her her out of sh$t. She’s a huge ABBA fan, and loves a nice champagne fountain. She’s an Aquarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Teddy
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Meet Teddy. He’s a Troup Leader in the Spider Scouts, the kids love him. His campfires soar, his ghost stories roar, and his s’mores are to die for. He loves grilled hotdogs, and swinging from low hanging tree branches. He’s a Sagittarius, and his measurements are 4’x4’x2’.
$25
Blossom
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Meet Blossom. She’s got a heart of rose gold but always routes for the evil Queen. She enjoys G Rated body painting, tiptoeing through the tulips, and licking cake batter off the spoon. She’s got pink lava beads on her legs, so you may add essential oils. She’s a Capricorn, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Fanny
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Meet Fanny. She loves to bake (and then eat) while watching the Great British Baking Show. She can be found snuggling with the house mice while wearing feety pajamas with the feet cut off. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Sylvester
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Meet Sylvester. He’s a Sword Swallower in the Dingaling Bros. Circus. He’s a tough guy who laughs at pain but cries at weddings. He enjoys taunting clowns, unusual sounds, and he loves a good ice cream headache. He’s got some Crackle Quartz beads, so he thinks he’s extra special. He’s a Gemini, and his measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Stormy Heather
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Meet Stormy Heather. She’s a semi pro bowler who loves the thunder of a strike. She’s into rainy days with purple haze, and she enjoys crushed ice in her whiskey and cracked skulls on her mantel. (She’s only scary sometimes.). She’s a Cancer, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Maeve
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Meet Maeve. She’s a clog dancing, mead drinking, mountain spider from Tennessee. She loves clean air and dirty jokes. She enjoys tree top picnics, whittling her own shoes, and midnight poker games with the owls. She’s a Gemini and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Jane
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Meet Jane. She’s anything but plain. She designs Rock & Roll pet clothes for her brand “Rock Out with your Snout Out”.
Need a Studded Sweater for your Piglet?…Airbrushed Denim Vest for your Hamster?…Leather Chaps for your Lizard?…She’s got it all. Jane’s got a flair for the impossible, and she enjoys jet setting, pet petting, and fine threading. She’s an Aries, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Viola
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Meet Viola. She plays lead bucket in the Beat Me Bottom bucket band. She’s got the energy of static electricity, and her arms are freakishly strong. She enjoys long walks on slippery surfaces, and spelunking down kitchen drains. She’s got purple, sparkle Quartz beads, so she’s extra special. She’s an Aries, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Ametrina
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Meet Ametrina. She’s very outdoorsy. She enjoys power walking across the lily pads while listening to Butterfly talk radio…they have the best vacation ideas. She loves to go sneaker shopping, and she always wears her pony tail just a little bit too tight. She’s got Amethyst, Lava, and Czech glass beads, and Swarovski crystals. She’s an Aquarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$30
Amethella
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Meet Amethella. She’s a rebel. She prefers the path no one’s walked on. She enjoys daring friends, nights that won’t end, and using her Ouija board to summon interesting demons. She’s got Amethyst, Lava, Crackle Quartz, and Czech glass beads, and Swarovski crystals. She’s an Aquarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$30
Amethina
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Meet Amethina. She’s a homebody who enjoys fuzzy slippers, jalapeño dippers, and a tall glass of spiked anything. She enjoys Celebrity slander documentaries, and any food that stretches when you eat it. She’s got Amethyst, Lava, Crackle Quartz, and Czech glass beads, and Swarovski crystals. She’s an Aquarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$30
Valencia
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Meet Valencia. She’s originally from Florida. She’s got a lotta class with a dash of sass. She enjoys sipping Pink lemonade while watching Pink flamingos under a hot Pink sunset. Her favorite color is green. She’s made with Rose Quartz beads, so she’s extra fancy. She’s an Aquarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$28
Cecily
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Meet Cecily. She enjoys her food spicy and her mates even spicier. She loves pajama dance parties, jumping up and down in elevators, and long awkward hugs. She’s a Capricorn, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Evie
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Meet Evie. She has a fondness for the ocean. You can find her on the beach catching some rays. She loves soft serve ice cream, dipping her toes in the water, and burying unsuspecting children in the sand. She’s a Capricorn, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Palomo
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Meet Palomo. He’s a Chimney Sweep that works for cheap, he enjoys the ash. He’s single, looking for his Mary Poppins, and he loves old houses with new plumbing. He’s made with a large Lava bead, so you may sprinkle essential oils on his butt. He’s a Sagittarius, and his measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Raven
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Meet Raven. She’s a bit on the dark side. She sleeps in a mini coffin, she’s claustrophobic but she embraces it. She enjoys extra flies in her soup, and loves pulling the Death card. She’s a Capricorn, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Bella
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Meet Bella. She’s writing a horror novel for young spiders, “Lord of the Dead Flies”. She enjoys skating on thin ice, staring directly into an eclipse, and eating whipped cream out of the can. She’s a Capricorn, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Prima
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Meet Prima. She’s obsessed with Wonder Woman. She’s extremely courageous and brave, she even cuts her own bangs. She likes her pizza crispy, and her French fries stiff. She’s a Capricorn, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Marigold
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Meet Marigold. She collects stones and crystals, and enjoys walking barefoot in wet grass. She’s a bit of a homebody but loves taking virtual tours of far away lands. She’s a Capricorn, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Ms. Punkin’
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Meet Ms. Punkin’. She’s a retired elementary school teacher. She was the cursive teacher, the 8 arms made her teaching style interesting, let’s just say. She enjoys apples with extra worms, and black coffee with extra grounds. She’s extra special due to her Carnelian beads. She’s an Aquarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$28
Tabitha
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Meet Tabitha. She’s into midnight margaritas by candlelight, and turning mean people into frogs. She collects jars, doesn’t mind cobwebs, and frequently flies with the Witches. She’s a Capricorn, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Carlisle
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Meet Carlisle. She’s a Fire Dancer who looks for love in all the hot places. She’s had many lovers, but some have gone missing…so there’s that. She loves sunny days and a good BBQ, she’s all about the sauce. She’s made with a large Lava bead, so you may sprinkle essential oils on her butt. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Hekla
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Meet Hekla. She’s the lead singer in the speed metal band, Gateway to Hell. They’re known for their Pyrotechnics and potential lawsuits. She drinks her booze from the bottle, eats her meat off the bone, and she loves any dessert that’s on fire. She’s made with a large Lava bead, so you may sprinkle essential oils on her butt. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”
$25
Henrietta
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Meet Henrietta. She’s a Pottery Artist from New England. She is drawn to the unusual and it shows in her work. She’s a social butterfly and loves entertaining, it’s always “wine o’clock” on Henrietta’s front porch. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Urie
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Meet Urie. He’s a tone deaf, amateur club DJ. When he drops a beat you’ll know it. He enjoys wearing bright colored glow sticks, cutting the arms off all his shirts, and keeping his web tangled. He’s a Sagittarius, and his measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Ashton
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Meet Ashton. He’s on and off the Keto diet, and loves to talk about it. He enjoys cheat days, tanning beds, and hanging out with wind up toy Monkeys. He drinks a lot of coffee but he doesn’t mind. He’s a Sagittarius, and his measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Gabrielle
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Meet Gabrielle. Gabrielle is a gentle Diva. She loves dressing up, getting down (on the dance floor), and late night “recaps” with friends at the local diner. She collects shiny things, and is easily distracted. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Nadine
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Meet Nadine. She’s a homebody who enjoys watching the Hallmark channel while practicing her embroidery. She loves satin sheets, corduroy pants, and wool turtlenecks…she’s all about the textures. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Filomena
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Meet Filomena. She’s a candle maker by trade, her signature scents are Musty Cellar, Dusty Attic, and Fresh Spun Laundry. She lives for Margarita Mondays, loves skull tattoos, and Bill Murray movies. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Noelle
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Meet Noelle. She’s an award winning Hedge/Bush & Shrubbery Artist, influenced as a child by the movie Edward Scissorhands. She’s quick with a blade, slow with a joke, and loves unfastening buckles. She’s a Sagittarius and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Joy
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Meet Joy. She’s a party planner, specializing in the Winter Holidays. You need sparkly webs? Glittery black fly garland? Firefly candles? She’s your go to girl. She’s notorious for spiking the punch, wearing bells on her shoes, and dancing in the dark. She’s a Scorpio and her measurements are 4″x4″x2″.
$25
Klaus
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Meet Klaus. He’s the HSIC (Head Spider in Charge) in Santa’s Workshop’s kitchen. His favorite color is plaid, he enjoys sipping maple syrup by the fire, playing Gin Rummy with Rudolf, and cooking tiny food in bulk. He’s a Scorpio and his measurements are 4″x4″x2″.
$25
Iris
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Meet Iris. She’s a Pageant spider, winning the title of “Miss World Web” three consecutive years running. She enjoys keeping herself fit by jogging up cliffs, rowing upstream, and swatting a tinfoil ball around with her cat Snowball. She’s a Scorpio and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Kris
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Meet Kris. He’s a professional gift wrapper and calligraphist, currently working on his own font, “listless”. He loves ribbon candy, plays the Cow bell and goes Christmas caroling year round. He’s a Scorpio and his measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Sparkle
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Meet Sparkle. She’s a reindeer wrangler at the North Pole. She’s got a voice like a siren, and the looks of a vixen. She enjoys Scotch on the rocks, cherry slush, and clinging to speeding car windshields. She is a Scorpio and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Julian
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Meet Julian. He’s a Paint by Number artist out of NYC, with a focus on diagonal skylines. He’s constantly being mistaken for a Knicks player…he’s tall for his age. He enjoys rooftop sunrises, a nice corndog, and long conversations with store mannequins. He’s a Scorpio and his measurements are 4″x4″x2″.
$25
Rosaline
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Meet Rosaline. She’s a garden spider who owns her own flower shop, specializing in baneful plants. She’s got 8 green thumbs and 3 ex-husbands. She is a retired soloist in the renowned Webernacle choir and she brews her own mead. She’s a Scorpio and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Davey
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Meet Davey. He’s a Pet Psychic for hire, offering in person or zoom sessions. His patients regularly try to eat him, but he loves his work. He enjoys riding squirrels bareback during thunderstorms and ice cold lemonade. He’s a Scorpio and his measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Franklin
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Meet Franklin. He’s an organic scent artist for Hollywood’s elite. He enjoys well fitted suits, bright lights and dark sunglasses. He always smells terrific and has a million dollar smile. He’s a Scorpio and his measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Dizzi
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Meet Dizzi. She’s a Trapeze artist in Cirque du Spider who thinks every hour should be wine o’clock. She enjoys high swing sets, low voices, and hanging out on clock pendulums. She’s a Scorpio and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Clarise
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Meet Clarise. She’s a Pastry Chef specializing in spun sugar detail. She’s a hopeless romantic who enjoys skipping through fallen leaves, falling in love, and sharing a piece of pie. She’s a Scorpio and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”.
$25
Enzo (Vincenzo)
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Meet Enzo. He’s a sweetie. His family stowed away from Italy to America on an Organic Cheese Boat. He enjoys cooking for 2 and pungent scents. He was kicked off Master Chef for adding espresso infused flies to his Tiramisu (It was his Nona’s recipe). He’s a Scorpio, and has Mother of Pearl beads, his measurements are 4″ x 4″ x 2″.
$27
Trixie
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Meet Trixie. She loves RuPaul’s Drag Race and all things glitter. She owns her own Karaoke machine which she uses frequently. She collects irregular wigs and has a fondness for high heeled sneakers, and the color pink. She’s a Scorpio and her measurements are 4″x4″x2″.
$25
Winnie (Winnefred)
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Meet Winnie. She’s new to the US, she’s here to find an agent and further her acting career. She was an extra on Peaky Blinders, hired for her color tones, to accentuate Cillian Murphy’s eyes. She is fluent in Pig Latin and loves her some bangers and mash. She is a Scorpio and her measurements are 4″x4″x2″.
$25
Petey
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Meet Petey. He’s cool but peculiar. He’s a Stand Up comedian from New York. He loves to ride, he owns at least 6 tricycles and he’s not afraid to use them. He does leg work outs regularly, and enjoys Brad Pitt films and being sarcastic. He is a Scorpio, and he rocks some Carnelian beads and his measurements are 4″x4″x2″.
$27
Mary Katherine
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Meet Mary Katherine. She’s from Southie (South Boston). She’s a bahhtender at the Green Shamrock who keeps her drinks tall and her butt tight. She dated Matt Damon but ended it do to the height difference. She enjoys gahhdening, throwing dahhts, and a stiff Irish coffee. She’s wicked cool, kid. She’s a Scorpio and she brings good fortune with her Aventurine beads. Her measurements are 4″x4″x2″.
$25
Vlad
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Meet Vlad. By day, he manages a javelin throwing club at his local gym. By night, he plays the accordion in the Ukrainian Rock band, Wonderlust. He enjoys a nice rare cheeseburger, Vampire films, and Xena, Warrior Princess reruns. He’s a Sagittarius and his measurements are 4″x4″x2″.
$25
Marla and Darla
Meet Marla and Darla. They’re fraternal twin sisters from Montreal, Canada.
Darla
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Darla works as a Strappy Shoe model for a boutique on St. Catherine’s Street called Romancing the Spider. She loves reading trashy novels under a warm blanket, bubble baths, having her legs waxed, and cake. She’s an Aquarius and her measurements are 4″x4″x2″
$25
Marla
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Meet Marla. She teaches Adult Figure Skating classes to height challenged spiders. She’s an avid button collector, and in her spare time she enjoys all things Celene Dion, Extreme Scrapbooking, broom hockey games, and cake. She’s an Aquarius and her measurements are 4″x4″x2″. She’s got Rose Quartz beads, so she’s a bit stuck up about that.
$27
Ethyl
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Meet Ethyl. She toured with Alice Cooper back in the day. She enjoys cold temperatures and loves performance art. In her spare time she collects the skulls of her enemies, oh, and she’s a Werespider, so good luck with that. She’s a Scorpio and her measurements are 4″x4″x2″.
$25
Oliver
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Meet Oliver. He does hair modeling to put himself through school. He’s studying music, he’s a wiz kid Xylophone player who enjoys long talks at the bar, broken-in jeans, and having his hair washed. He’s a Scorpio and his measurements are 4″x4″x2″.
$25
Aurora
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Meet Aurora. She is a HUGE Judge Judy fan, don’t change the channel, just don’t. She needs eye glasses but refuses to wear them. She always matches her purse with her shoes…or so she thinks. She hates peanut butter but loves Reese’s Cups. She’s a Scorpio and her measurements are 4″x4″x2″.
$25
Phlegm Fandango
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Meet Phlegm Fandango. He’s originally from London. He works at a voice over studio where he serves milk to the talent as to capture that extra phlegmy effect. He still believes in carrying a hanky, and always shows up in sticky situations. His measurements are 2.5″ x 2.5″, height 1.5″
$15
Nurse Webber
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Meet Nurse Webber. Generations of her family were also Red Cross nurses. She’s seen some sh!t, and if she has the time she’ll spin you some victory tales. She works full time, a single mother with 1,257 children. She’s a vegetarian and loves vampire movies. Her measurements are 2.5″ x 2.5″, height 1.5″
$15
Magenta
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Meet Magenta. Her parents met at a Rocky Horror Picture Show.
She enjoys weaving her own outfits while watching 90 Day Fiancee. She’s obsessed with adult coloring books and goth-yoga. Her measurements are 4.5″ x 4″, height 2″
$25
Lily
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Meet Lily. She’s originally from Northern Canada. She enjoys ice fishing and snow-shoeing. She cooks a mean stew and loves the smell of fresh laundry. She also claims to have met Santa “through friends of friends”. Her measurements are 4.5″ x 4″, height 2″
$25
Scarlet
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Meet Scarlet. She’s all about December, the holidays are her thing. She’s an excellent gift wrapper, loves hot apple cider and she has a huge collection of throw blankets. Her measurements are 4″x4″, height 2″.
$25
Delilah
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Meet Delilah. She always likes to look her best, loves to cook and a nice bottle of Chianti. She’s a sucker for high heels but usually goes for platforms. Her favorite holiday is Thanksgiving…..it’s the pies, she loves the pies. Her measurements are 4″x4″, height 2″.
$25
Dot
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Meet Dot. She’s a wiz at Black Jack, great at math, and only been arrested once. On her off time she skates in a smash up Roller Derby, goes by Helena Handbasket. Her measurements are 4″x4″, height 2″.
$25
Willy
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Meet Willy. He may be small, but he’s a rascal. Loves skateboarding, dodge ball, and an after dinner game of ding-dong-ditch. Voted “Most likely to PANTS you in the school yard.” His measurements are 2.5″ x 2.5″, height 1.5″
$15
Dante
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Meet Dante. He’s a drummer in a Prince cover band.
Loves 80’s Horror movies, platform boots, and breakfast food. He’s always late and makes no apologies. He’s got some Amethyst beads, he’s special and he knows it. His measurements are 4.5″ x 4″, height 1.5″
$27
Kitten
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Meet “Kitty” Kitten. She lives for Halloween but hates pumpkin spice. Loves macrame, horror podcasts, and butchering her own meat. Placed first in her local Knife Throwing contest 3 years in a row. She’s got Carnelian beads, which make her extra special. Her measurements are 4.5″ x 4″, height 1.5″
$27
Milo
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Meet Milo. He collects evil wind up toys, loves Ozzy, skin art, and a nice grilled cheese sandwich. He’s also been known to draw phallic symbols on others foreheads if they fall asleep first. His measurements are 4.5″ x 4″, height 1.5″
$25
Christos
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Meet Christos. He’s originally from Greece. His father, brother, 2 cousins, and uncle are all named George. He enjoys night sailing and photography. Hanging with the locals, he summers in Saco, Maine, sipping Ouzo by the beach. His measurements are 2.5″ x 2.5″, height 1.5″
$15
Buffy
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Meet Buffy. President of the Judge Judy fan club, she coaches Teen Ax Throwing at the YMCA, loves all things cherry, and plays the lottery like it’s nobody’s business. Her measurements are 2.5″ by 2.5″, height 1.5″
$15
Simon
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Meet Simon. He’s a bit Steampunk but will never admit it. Loves archery, watch repair, hot air ballooning and non – violent fox hunting. He’s a vegetarian and will remind you of that constantly. His measurements are 4.5″ x 4″, height 1.5″
$25
Misty Rose
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Meet Misty Rose. She’s obsessed with owls, loves a hot discotheque, drinks champagne from the bottle, and mixes her own essential oil blends. She’s been known to swing from a chandelier or two. Her measurements are 4.5″ x 4″, height 1.5″
$25
Violet
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Meet Violet. She’s a bouncer at the local Goth club. Can usually be found in cemeteries, humming Siouxsie and the Banshees songs while spinning listlessly from her web….approach with caution. She’s a huge Stephen King fan, and loves clowns. Her measurements are 2.5″ by 2.5″, height 1.5
$15
