“Web of Fame” III

—ALL SOLD FROM HERE ON

The Spiders are given the Zodiac Sign in which they were made/born under, unless at customer’s request.

I’m still working on adding bio for some of the Spiders. They’ll all have one soon.😊

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These Holiday Shorties are perfect for tree hanging, and they’re pretty cute. $25 per Spider.

These 2 are Stand Up comedians. They’ll certainly keep you smiling.

Bette

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Meet Bette. She’s a Stand Up Comedian/Singer with the looks of a Greek Goddess, and the mouth of a Feisty Sailor. She’s also a talented actress that has caused many laughs, and probably more tears…she’s good at what she does. She’s a Sagittarius, and she measures 3” in diameter. Made with wire, glass, and metal beads. She has a loop on her back for easy tree hanging.

Carol

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Meet Carol. She’s a Stand Up Comedian/Actress with a sharp wit, the funniest friends, and a great sense for fashion…and if she really likes you she’ll tug on her earlobe to let you know you’re special. She’s a Sagittarius, and she measures 3” in diameter. Made with wire, glass, and metal beads. She has a loop on her back for easy tree hanging.

Carmen

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Meet Carmen. She’s a Sagittarius, and she measures 3” in diameter. Made with wire, glass, and metal beads. She has a loop on her back for easy tree hanging.

Prada

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Meet Prada. She’s a Sagittarius, and she measures 3” in diameter. Made with wire, glass, and metal beads. She has a loop on her back for easy tree hanging.

Gucci

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Meet Gucci. She’s a Sagittarius, and she measures 3” in diameter. Made with wire, glass, and metal beads. She has a loop on her back for easy tree hanging.

Chanel

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Meet Chanel. She’s a Sagittarius, and she measures 3” in diameter. Made with wire, glass, and metal beads. She has a loop on her back for easy tree hanging.

Candi

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Meet Candi. She’s a Sagittarius, and she measures 3” in diameter. Made with wire, glass, and metal beads. She has a loop on her back for easy tree hanging.

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Zelia

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Meet Zelia. She prefers the cold weather. She enjoys snowball fights with neighborhood kitties, chomping on ice chips, making her own boozy popsicles, trying to catch snowflakes on her tongue while blindfolded, and skiing down tiny slopes of Lemon Italian Ice. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Clear Quartz, glass and metal beads.

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Missy – $25

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Meet Missy. She’s kind of particular. She enjoys crisp, clean sheets, dirty Martinis, a well used placemat, speeding around in her tricked-out Barbie Corvette, and if you have wrinkles in your clothing, she’ll come at you with a hot iron. She’s a Scorpio, and she measures 3” in diameter. Spider is made with Pyrite, glass, and metal beads. Chain measures 12” and is detachable, so she can run free.

These two are Tiger’s Eye Twins, and they like a little trouble.

Teagan – $37

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Meet Teagan. She and her twin sister, Toni, are a Semi Pro Wrestling tag team. She enjoys musk scented candles, tight fitting leotards, 80’s hairstyles, eating meat off the bone, and don’t you dare make her take off her hoop earrings. She’s a Scorpio, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Tiger’s Eye, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

Toni – $37

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Meet Toni. She and her twin sister, Teagan, are a Semi Pro Wrestling tag team. She enjoys un-dented metal folding chairs, a twisted game of Twister, head butting practice, long walks around the wrestling ring, and a nice T-Bone steak. She’s a Scorpio, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Tiger’s Eye, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

Davora

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Meet Davora. She’s a pain in the butt, but she’s a lot of fun. She enjoys photobombing family photos, making pyramids with her emptied shot glasses, weaving her own fishnet stockings, eating breakfast foods for dinner, and she loves coloring outside the lines. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Cat’s eye, glass and metal beads.

$37

Selena

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Meet Selena. She enjoys competitive snowshoeing, romantic novels with tragic endings, drinking wine out of teacups, ice fishing with the Polar bears, Shabby Chic treehouses, and she would prefer Moonbathing over Sunbathing any day. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, glass pearls, Swarovski crystals, glass and metal beads.

$37

Hallie

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Meet Hallie. She loves to have fun. She enjoys late night card games with the house mice, long weekends in Vegas, dancing the night away in her sparkly sShe’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Hematite, glass and metal beads.

$37

Nadine

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Meet Nadine. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, black glass pearl, Swarovski crystals, glass and metal beads.

$37

Brooke

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Meet Brooke. She is happiest when hanging out with friends, babbling in conversation and dabbling in a bit of gossip. She enjoys strolling down Wintery streets, snuggling under the sheets, and she loves extra Fluff in her hot cocoa. She’s a Sagittarius, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, black glass pearls, glass, and metal beads.

$37

These 2 are all decked out for Holiday parties.

Della – $25

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Meet Della. She’s ready for the Holidays. She enjoys sprinkling cinnamon in her spiked eggnog, shaking presents until she’s dizzy, oversized stuffed stockings, and she loves a nice Turkey dinner…and don’t forget the jellied cranberry sauce. She’s a Libra, and she measures 3” in diameter. She also has a loop on her back for tree hanging. Made with wire, glass and metal beads.

Belle – $37

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Meet Belle. She’s a Libra and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. She also has a loop on her back for tree hanging. Made with wire, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

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🎄These Shorty Spiders are perfect for Tree hanging.🎄

Cleo – $25

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Meet Cleo. She’s a Scorpio, and she measures 3” in diameter. Made with wire, glass, and metal beads. She has a loop on her back for easy tree hanging.

Catt – $25

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Meet Catt. She’s a Scorpio, and she measures 3” in diameter. Made with wire, clay, glass, and metal beads. She has a loop on her back for easy tree hanging.

Babs – $25

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Meet Babs. She’s a Scorpio, and she measures 3” in diameter. Made with wire, clay, glass, and metal beads. She has a loop on her back for easy tree hanging.

Bobbi – $25

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Meet Bobbi. She’s a Scorpio, and she measures 3” in diameter. Made with wire, clay, glass, and metal beads. She has a loop on her back for easy tree hanging.

Rosa – $25

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Meet Rosa. She’s a Scorpio, and she measures 3” in diameter. Made with wire, clay, glass, and metal beads. She has a loop on her back for easy tree hanging.

Rosie – $25

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Meet Rosie. She’s a Scorpio, and she measures 3” in diameter. Made with wire, clay, glass, and metal beads. She has a loop on her back for easy tree hanging.

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Alyssa

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Meet Alyssa. She’s a Scorpio, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Purple Crackle Quartz, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$37

Lizzy

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Meet Lizzy. She’s a rough, tough cream puff. She enjoys hanging with the outcasts, listening to True Crime podcasts, cuddling under cozy blankets while telling ghost stories, and she loves to Tie-Dye in shades of grey. She’s a Scorpio, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Lava, Onyx, Howlite (skulls), glass and metal beads.

$37

Gilian

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Meet Gilian. She’s a well rounded spider who enjoys days walking in the woods and nights drinking at the Pubs. She’s great at needle point…she enjoys stabbing things, and on the weekends she’s a Clog dancer at the “We’ll Stomp You Silly” bar & grill. She’s a Scorpio, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Pyrite, Malachite, Hematite, glass and metal beads.

$37

Thad

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Meet Thad, from the Dunes of Cape Cod. He designs flags for Pirates, and he enjoys riding on dune buggy windshields, hot yoga, a nice game of croquet, and he doesn’t believe in the “NO shoes, NO service” policy. He’s a Gemini, and his measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, carved bone, Howlite, Mother of Pearl, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$37

Belinda

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Meet Belinda. She’s all about Halloween. She enjoys being startled, tip toeing through the Pumpkin patches, making friends while day drinking in the corn maze, discounted day-after Halloween candy, and eating warm Apple Cider doughnuts until she passes out…she’s a keeper. She’s a Scorpio, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Crackle Quartz, Lava, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$37

These three Amethyst Shorties are Detectives at the Websend Detective Agency.

Kate – $25

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Meet Kate. She’s a Detective at the Websend Detective Agency, she’s the “brainy” one with the short & sassy hair. She enjoys picking locks, breathable socks, mastering the look of confusion, jumping into Sporty cars with doors ajar, and a nice sensible shoe. She’s a Scorpio, and she measures 3” in diameter. Spider is made with Amethyst, glass, and metal beads. Chain measures 12” and is detachable, so she can run free.

Farrah – $25

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Meet Farrah. She’s a Detective at the Websend Detective Agency, she’s the “drop dead gorgeous” one with hair feathered like a Dove’s bottom. She enjoys bell bottom blues, cork heeled shoes, running in slow motion, kissing and telling, and using air quotes unnecessarily. She’s a Scorpio, and she measures 3” in diameter. Spider is made with Amethyst, glass, and metal beads. Chain measures 12” and is detachable, so she can run free.

Jaclyn – $25

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Meet Jaclyn. She’s a Detective at the Websend Detective Agency, she’s the “pretty one with a sense for business”, and hair that’s dark and dangerous. She enjoys high speed car chases, handcuffs on briefcases, a well written ransom note, and Kung Fu fighting in dim lighting. She’s a Scorpio, and she measures 3” in diameter. Spider is made with Amethyst, glass, and metal beads. Chain measures 12” and is detachable, so she can run free.

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Delaney

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Meet Delaney. She designs Leisure Suits of Armor. She enjoys a goblet of wine with dining that’s fine, chainmail jumpsuits, long train rides in stormy weather, roller skating in empty washing machines, and she’s got a pet frog named kitten. She’s a Libra and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, glass and metal beads.

$37

Petal

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Meet Petal. She’s a Groundskeeper from Australia. She enjoys napping in flower boxes, oversized cargo shorts, and wearing Crocs while collecting crockery to cook food in for her pet crocodiles. She’s an Aries, and her measurements are 5”x6”x2.5” while standing. Made with wire, Aventurine, glass, clay, and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$37

💜💀 These 2 are Stilt Walkers in the Crazytown Harvest Festival. 💀💚

Itsy

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Meet Itsy. She’s a Stilt Walker in the Crazytown Harvest Festival. She enjoys hot stone pedicures with ice cold cider, collecting miniature Gongs, knitting mittens to stop the stilt chafing, and Pole Vaulting over spilt ice cream in a single bound. She’s a Cancer, and her measurements are 4.5”x5”x2”. Made with wire, Howlite, Onyx, glass, and metal beads.

$37

Bitsy

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Meet Bitsy. She’s a Stilt Walker in the Crazytown Harvest Festival. She enjoys jumping rope with the monkeys, flying kites, cheap frights, and drinking too much spiked cider before free falling into hay mounds. She’s a Cancer, and her measurements are 4.5”x5”x2”. Made with wire, Howlite, Onyx, glass, and metal beads.

$37

Stephen’s Coffin Door

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Meet Stephen, and his Coffin Door. He’s a Horror writer who’s all about fog & mist, and things that shouldn’t exist. He enjoys dark spaces, clown faces, Classic cars, things in jars, monkey paws, dogs with large claws, and he loves an unhappy ending. Dare you go through his door? He’s a Libra. Coffin Door is made with resin, pigment, and glitter web lace, and it measures 5.5”x4”. Spider is made with wire, Onyx, glass, and metal beads, and measures 3” in diameter. Total length when hanging is 12.5”.

$47

M. Shelley’s Coffin Door

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Meet M. Shelley, and her Coffin Door. She’s a Gothic novelist who has a thing for monsters. She enjoys slow walks down stone staircases, swapping out her dolls limbs, not so secret laboratories, grey/green undertones, a romantically fierce thunderstorm, and she loves a good bolt in the neck. Dare you go through her door? She’s a Virgo. Coffin Door is made with resin, pigment, and glitter web lace, and it measures 5.5”x4”. Spider is made with wire, Onyx, glass, and metal beads, and measures 3” in diameter. Total length when hanging is 12.5”.

$47

Frank’s Coffin Door

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Meet Frank, and his Coffin Door. He and his brother Li’l Joe are amateur sleuths. He enjoys being logically illogical, dashingly handsome, he’s great with identifying bones, and he loves spending dark, misty nights in places he should not be. Dare you go through his door? He’s a Virgo. Coffin Door is made with resin, pigment, and glitter web lace, and it measures 5.5”x4”. Spider is made with wire, Onyx, glass, and metal beads, and measures 3” in diameter. Total length when hanging is 12.5”.

$47

Li’l Joe’s Coffin Door

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Meet Li’l Joe, and his Coffin Door. He and his brother Frank are amateur sleuths. He’s a freakin’ cutie, and he’s always tinkering with some thingamajig. He’s got a mind for mystery, and he’s always excited to be the first to stumble upon the Town murder victim. Dare you go through his door? He’s a Virgo. Coffin Door is made with resin, pigment, and glitter web lace, and it measures 5.5”x4”. Spider is made with wire, Lava, glass, and metal beads, and measures 3” in diameter. Total length when hanging is 12.5”.

$47

Nancy D’s Coffin Door

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Meet Nancy D, and her Coffin Door. She’s smarter than the average Small Town detective, and she knows it. She enjoys grave robbing for haunted jewelry, all light fixtures that dim and flicker, hiding behind spooky trees, and she can pick a lock like a pro. Dare you go through her door? She’s a Virgo. Coffin Door is made with resin, pigment, and glitter web lace, and it measures 5.5”x4”. Spider is made with wire, Onyx, glass, and metal beads, and measures 3” in diameter. Total length when hanging is 12.5”.

$47

Cat

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Meet Cat. She’s a stuffed animal trainer who specializes in getting them to lie still, and stay. She enjoys feeling bliss from a messy kiss, knocking sh!t over, sticking her head into yawning mouths, and Vegas trips with the Alley Cats. Also…If you fail her class, she’ll mount your head on her wall. She’s a Virgo, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Lava, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Dawn

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Meet Dawn. She’s a glamour goddess and discus thrower. She enjoys fashionable athletic shoes, hurling circular shapes, pumping iron with her tiny, pink barbells, drinking Tanqueray while doing the Twist, installing her own red carpet runways, and she likes her Tiaras tilted. She’s a Virgo, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Hematite , clay, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Rozelle

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Meet Rozelle. She likes to live on the wild side. She enjoys bareback bat swooping, hitching rides on handlebar mustaches, a well organized Boozy Bakery Crawl, using the bathroom drainage system as a waterpark, and she’s always wearing insensible shoes. She’s a Virgo, and her measurements are 4.5”x5”x2”. Made with Pyrite (body/carved rose head/carved skulls) beads, glass & silver metal beads, wire, and Swarovski crystals.

$49

Dusty

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Meet Dusty. She’s a Country singer from New Jersey. She and her band Big Hairs & Big Hearts, play weekends down at the Ba-Da-Bingo. She enjoys extra mousse in her hair, extra Parm on her chicken, and extra rhinestones on her denim jumpsuits. She’s a Virgo, and her measurements are 4.5”x5”x2”. Made with Pyrite (body/carved rose head/carved skulls/rondelle) beads, glass & silver metal beads, wire, and Swarovski crystals.

$49

💚🎃 These Punky siblings work the Concession stands at the Crazytown Harvest Festival. 🎃💜

Chucky $35

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Meet Chucky. He’s the Skewered Meat guy at the Crazytown Harvest Festival. He enjoys brewing his own marinades, spooky stories on overcast days, nail gun target practice with the Carpenter Ants, and he collects life sized dolls. He’s a Cancer, and his measurements are 4.5”x5”x2”. Made with wire, Onyx, Obsidian, glass, and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

Lulu $35

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Meet Lulu. She’s a Cotton Candy spinner at the Crazytown Harvest Festival. She enjoys sticky situations with small irritations, gossiping with the Mimes, after hours cocktails in the Clown Cabana, and she often passes out from liquid sugar overload. She’s a Cancer, and her measurements are 4.5”x5”x2”. Made with wire, Onyx, Obsidian, glass, and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

Ray-Ray $35

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Meet Ray-Ray. He’s the Pie guy at the Crazytown Harvest Festival. He enjoys small crowds with large food tables, napping on straw hats, getting buzzed with the Moonshine rats, and he makes a mean Mince Meat pie. He’s a Cancer, and his measurements are 4.5”x5”x2”. Made with wire, Onyx, Obsidian, glass, and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

Blaze

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Meet Blaze. She enjoys extra spicy barbecue sauce, late night barrel fires, polishing her flamethrower, flying her drone over the neighbor’s hot tub, and she hates eggs in her potato salad. She’s an Aries, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”. Made with wire, Red Coral, glass, clay, and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Tess

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Meet Tess. She just loves Halloween. She enjoys tequila in her Lime flavored Jello shots, smokin’ from her secret stash, gettin’ down to the Monster Mash, using tiny pitch forks as silverware, apple picking, apple throwing, and blending in with the Candy Corn. She’s a Leo, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Lava, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Lennox

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Meet Lennox. She’s on Little Miss Muffet’s payroll. She enjoys floral prints, licorice mints, making scary stick dolls, playing table tennis on mushroom stools, perching on high branches in strong winds, and she prefers her tuffets with extra stuffing. She’s a Leo, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Onyx, Malachite, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Wilder

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Meet Wilder. She works in a Chocolate factory, in the Krinkles & Sprinkles department. She enjoys wearing purple velvet suit coats, printing counterfeit Golden Tickets, causing potential harm to greedy children, and sipping Chocolate martinis with crushed aspirin around the rim. She’s a Leo, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Onyx, Crackle Quartz, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Lolly

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Meet Lolly. She and her sister are Hopscotch champs 3 years going. She enjoys being King of the sandbox, giving other kids the side eye, blowing bubbles in the bathtub, and she gets overly excited when she comes across an obscenely large potato chip. She’s a Leo, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Onyx, Lampwork, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Polly

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Meet Polly. She and her sister are Hopscotch champs 3 years going. She enjoys bubble gum with extra give, Kamikaze roller skating, old squeaky swing sets, wearing her hair in a side ponytail, and playing Leap Frog with the rabbits. She’s a Leo, and her measurements are 4.5”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Onyx, Lampwork, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Lenny

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Meet Lenny. He’s from the backwoods of Maine, and he enjoys sporadic moments of stoic silence, putting springs on his feet for that extra bounce, hanging out with the local harbinger down at the Pump & Pay, and posing for tourist photos on Stephen Kings front gate. He’s a Leo, and his measurements are 4.5”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, glass and metal beads.

$37

Milly

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Meet Milly. She’s a romantic. She enjoys matinees on rainy days, satin, pearls, and tip toe twirls, cuddling with the bunnies, and dancing with her shadow while playing old Barry White albums with her sewing machine needle. She’s a Leo, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Rose Quartz, Peach Pearls, Lampwork, metal, and glass beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Addams

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Meet Addams. He’s got that WTF quality. He enjoys weekly Jojoba oil rubdowns, frantic ice chipping, dusty corners, being unapproachable, a good set of cutlery, and don’t be put off by his ‘resting b!tch’ face, he’s not so bad. He’s a Leo, and his measurements are 3.5x4x2”. Made with wire, Hematite, metal, and glass beads.

$35

Webber

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Meet Webber. She’s a Semi-Pro rubber ducky racer from Baton Rouge. She enjoys rereading Anne Rice books, creating glittery art out of abandoned webs, filling her gut with gumbo, and wearing Vampire fangs on the daily. She’s a Leo, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Onyx, Black Jasper, Hematite, metal, and glass beads.

$35

Noire

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Meet Noire. She enjoys riding porcelain dolls down waterfalls, Devil’s Food cake with extra Devil, winking at the Moon, daydreaming that Darth Vader is her father, and she trades poison recipes with the neighborhood Widows. She’s a Leo, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Onyx, Black Jasper, metal, and glass beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Decco

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Meet Decco. She’s interestingly odd. She enjoys plushy seats, salty meats, and groovy beats. She loves art, meditating by black light, playing with shiny things, and she’s known to practice hypnosis…so…so…if you find yourself….wait, what was I saying? She’s a Leo and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Onyx, metal, and glass beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Haven

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Meet Haven. She can be a bit decadent. She enjoys glitter bath bombs, afternoon bakery delights, reading poetry into Gothic style mirrors, and visiting Wine Vineyards so she can stomp on grapes with her own bare, tiny feet. She’s a Leo and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Pyrite body/carved rose head, Hematite, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$39

Maven

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Meet Maven. She’s fancy, she’s schmancy, and she’s certainly romance-y. She enjoys red roses, movie make-out sessions, frosted lipstick (slightly poisoned), and being draped in Italian silk while sipping French champagne out of a Dutch clog. She’s a Leo and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Pyrite body/carved rose head, Hematite, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$39

Tauro

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Meet Tauro. He’s from the Galápagos Islands. He designs custom jumpsuits for Daredevils. He enjoys naked survival shows, blowing smoke rings out his nose, and he loves wearing red capes while drinking Red Bull…with Vodka. He’s a Taurus, and his measurements are 5”x6”x2.5” while standing. Made with wire, Lava, glass, clay, and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$37

Jayda

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Meet Jayda. She’s elegantly creepy. She enjoys lunching in haunted gardens, advanced Spin classes with DJ 8LEGZ, online shopping while people watching at the mall, and wearing silk scarves and oversized sunglasses while taking selfies with random peoples classic cars. She’s a Cancer and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Aventurine, gold luster Hematite, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Xander

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Meet Xander. He’s a Wizard’s apprentice, and he specializes in lotions and potions for Devotions. He enjoys short naps in long beards, crooked staircases, competitive Jousting, rearranging boulders with the Oracles, and vanishing into a puff of smoke. He’s a Cancer and his measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Obsidian, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Windy

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Meet Windy. She loves a strong breeze. She enjoys tandem kite flying, cruising curbside in her paper sailboat after a rainstorm, blowing bubbles with her homemade suds, and waiting around inside plastic bags on windy days. She’s a Cancer, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”. Made with wire, Malachite, Onyx, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$30

Metalia

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Meet Metalia. She’s a wild one. She enjoys rolling around in the utility drawer, high stakes Truth or Dare, rooftop reading atop condemned buildings, steeple hopping with the local gargoyle gang, ignoring High Voltage signs, and definitely running with scissors. She’s a Cancer, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Lave, clay, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Saffie

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Meet Saffie. She belongs to the Atlantic Wave speedboat club, the 8 Legged chapter. She enjoys ocean thrashing, hotel trashing, and late morning crashing. She’s very excitable, and is known to go from a whisper to a scream in 3 seconds. She’s a Cancer, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Howlite, Lampwork, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$30

Lacey

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Meet Lacey. She’s rosy with a dash of party girl. She enjoys day trippin’ with chocolate drippin’ strawberries, singalongs with the “Blue Grass Grasshoppers” band, and she loves wearing Gogo boots and a Top hat while smoking Tiparillos. She’s a Cancer, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Rose Quartz, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Lady M.

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Meet Lady M. She may look simple, but she’s fancy AF. She may look sweet, but she’ll fight you for the last warm cookie. She enjoys her Tiaras tilted, drinking Champagne out of Martini glasses, and dizzy spinning in the warm morning Sun. She’s a Cancer and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, faceted glass bead body, Clear Quartz, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$33

Maxine

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Meet Maxine. She grew up on the coast, swimming with the Turtles. She enjoys sunning on mossy logs, rubbing noses with her friends, collecting sea glass with the Hermit Crabs, and late nights at the Shake Shack, suckin’ down vanilla thickies. She’s a Cancer, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Lava, clay, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$30

Sierra

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Meet Sierra. She’s a loyal friend who will move mountains for you, literally, she’s freakishly strong. She enjoys a well set table, lifting people over her head, rolling down hills in empty soda cans, and her silk/thread count is always above 800. She’s a Cancer, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Carnelian, clay, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$30

Aster

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Meet Aster. She’s a member of The Purple Bottoms Society Club. She enjoys lunching with the ladies, buying new feathers for her cap, wearing broaches shaped like people, and keeping fresh flowers in her web. She’s a Cancer, and her measurements are 4”x4.5”x2”. Made with wire, Crackle Quartz, Fluorite, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$30

Simone

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Meet Simone. She can be kinda flighty. She enjoys wiggling her toes in the dirt, fishing with gummy worms, hanging out with Air plants on windy days, making her own popsicles, and she loves extra croutons in her salad. She’s a Cancer, and her measurements are 4”x4”x2”. Made with wire, Malachite, Lampwork, glass and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$30

Octavia

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Meet Octavia. She’s on permanent vacation. She enjoys a drink in her hand, her toes in the sand, her head in the clouds, and her eyes…everywhere. She doesn’t walk the beach, she strolls, and she looks damn good doing it. She’s a Gemini, and her measurements are 4”x5”x2”. Made with wire, Aquamarine, Lapis, Lampwork, glass, and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

Bellatrix

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Meet Bellatrix. She enjoys dark attic eaves turned into dark Gothic night clubs, collecting Mohawk wigs, and smokin’ butts and pinchin’ asses. She has a large library of banned books, and she loves coffin shaped everything. She’s a Gemini, and her measurements are 4”x5”x2”. Made with wire, Lava, Magnesite, glass, and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals. You may sprinkle essential oils on her Lava bead butt, if you’re into that sort of thing.

$35

Midas

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Meet Midas. He’s from Vegas. He enjoys playing slots at seedy casinos, Grand Gold margaritas on the rocks, attracting tourists with his flashy self, and turning people to gold with his touch, …be warned, he will sell you. He’s a Gemini, and his measurements are 3.5”x.4”x2”. Made with wire, glass, and metal beads, and Swarovski crystals.

$35

These 5 are in the Marching Band at the St. Charlotte of the Rainbow Web School for Girls. They’re quite a handful.

Spiders measure 3” in diameter, they measure 12” with chain. Hang them on rear view mirrors, bedposts, curtain rods, light fixtures, and more. The chain is detachable, so they can run free. Made with Lava, glass, and metal beads. You may also sprinkle essential oils on their Lava bead butt, if you’re into that sort of thing.

$25 Each

Sharla – SOLD

Her instrument is the Snare Drum, and her attitude is Sassy. She’s into hair flips and French tips, and she enjoys smiling at people who don’t like her. She’s a Gemini.

Arden – SOLD

Her instrument is the Trombone, and her attitude is Whatevs. She enjoys throwing rocks, mismatched socks, and she takes Benadryl for fun. She’s a Gemini.

Velda – SOLD

Her instrument is the Tuba, and her attitude is Nerdy. She’s into heart shaped graph paper, LARPing, and using a calculator in non calculator situations. She’s a Gemini.

Scout – SOLD

Her instrument is the Bass Drum, and her attitude is Rebel. She’s into black eyeliner, not giving a sh!t, and cutting the sleeves off her uniforms. She’s a Gemini.

Trudi – SOLD

Her instrument is the Trumpet, and her attitude is PARTY. She’s into wine by the jug, wake up calls, and she carries red Solo cups in her backpack. She’s a Gemini.